190,000 Guns Lost In Iraq

The Onion

quotes


Ashley Malone,
Systems Analyst
"I'm worried those guns will fall into the wrong hands"

Gunnar Bierce,
FDA Inspector
"On the bright side, Bush is finally vindicated on his WMD claims if
you consider 190,000 weapons a single unit."


Manuel Sheperd,
Floor Manager
"Just wait until they come crawling back asking for bullet handouts."