Cam Janssen ready to unleash Hell!

I hope Mike Rupp has been honing his skills with the boxing gloves.
He's going to need them. Number 55 for St. Louis is going to be
looking for PAYBACK! And Tomas Kaberle is safely tucked away in his
bed, dreaming of an upcoming trade deadline so first thing he sees in
his crosshairs will have to do.

"Cam Jam" may be the least talented player in the entire NHL (sorry
Ken Klee), and probably the least talented player in the NHL to ever
play a professional game since Danton Cole, but he will slam right
into your face with both fists first and ask questions later!

Rupp will have to keep his eyes peeled. He spends his days wearing a
comically oversized top-hat, monocle, and a strikingly black tuxedo
while sipping fine wines before a fire place situated underneath the
severed heads of big game kills. His favorite quote, "Everything in
proper discourse," would not sit well in the Janssen household.

Cam, of course, spends his days wrapping a python around his neck and
surfing on the hood of a speeding Ferrari with no driver.

They really are polar opposites. Go get 'em, Rupper! Make the Garden
State proud!

Unless you're scratched tonight.

Signed,
R.J.