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kovy

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(Msg. 1) Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:33 pm
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Awful city. The residents are horrible. I know, I know... all Canadians are
horribly vile people. But I'm talking about Ottawa right now. So back off.

So, who are the Rangers playing today anyway?

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R.J.

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:33 pm
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On Oct 6, 3:33 pm, "kovy" wrote:
> Awful city. The residents are horrible. I know, I know... all Canadians are
> horribly vile people. But I'm talking about Ottawa right now. So back off.
>
> So, who are the Rangers playing today anyway?

Hating Canada is my thing. You can't steal my thing without written
consent. Only I can hate Canada. Everyone else has to admire it from
afar, wishing they were Canadian like Michael Moore wishes he was
Canadian, but grow increasingly sad upon realizing they can never be
something God did not intend.

Did God intend for Canadians? Possibly, but I think such a creation
would've likely come from one of Old Scratch's Pus & Bile Factories
instead.

Signed,
R.J.

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Bender

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 8:45 pm
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On Oct 6, 4:33 pm, "kovy" wrote:
> Awful city. The residents are horrible. I know, I know... all Canadians are
> horribly vile people. But I'm talking about Ottawa right now. So back off.
>
> So, who are the Rangers playing today anyway?

Unfortunately for the Rangers, tonight was the league-mandated night
in which they had to play eight-year olds for a two minute stretch, so
they're down 2-0.

1. Sean Avery needs to wait until the Rangers actually need some
energy before he does his little thing (assuming he plays again this
year). Of course, it must be a new rule this year that gets you 2
minutes for being punched in the face, but I guess that's what we have
to live with when it comes to Avery. Two great chances, then the 4 on
4 and that was it for the period.

2. No back check + Marek Malik = goal against

3. No back check + tiny tikes running into each other = goal against

It would be so nice if this year they actually took the step to being
competitive with teams like the Senators instead of:
a. Losing embarrassingly
or
b. Winning by fluke miracle
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R.J.

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(Msg. 4) Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:01 pm
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On Oct 6, 7:23 pm, "kovy" wrote:
> "R.J." wrote in message
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Oct 6, 3:33 pm, "kovy" wrote:
> >> Awful city. The residents are horrible. I know, I know... all Canadians
> >> are
> >> horribly vile people. But I'm talking about Ottawa right now. So back
> >> off.
>
> >> So, who are the Rangers playing today anyway?
>
> > Hating Canada is my thing. You can't steal my thing without written
> > consent. Only I can hate Canada. Everyone else has to admire it from
> > afar, wishing they were Canadian like Michael Moore wishes he was
> > Canadian, but grow increasingly sad upon realizing they can never be
> > something God did not intend.
>
> > Did God intend for Canadians? Possibly, but I think such a creation
> > would've likely come from one of Old Scratch's Pus & Bile Factories
> > instead.
>
> > Signed,
> > R.J.
>
> Soooo... where in Canada do you live exactly?

I once saw Thunder Bay from the sky in a dream. I think that's more
than enough to consider me an expert on the matter.

Signed,
R.J.
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:23 pm
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"R.J." wrote in message

> On Oct 6, 3:33 pm, "kovy" wrote:
>> Awful city. The residents are horrible. I know, I know... all Canadians
>> are
>> horribly vile people. But I'm talking about Ottawa right now. So back
>> off.
>>
>> So, who are the Rangers playing today anyway?
>
> Hating Canada is my thing. You can't steal my thing without written
> consent. Only I can hate Canada. Everyone else has to admire it from
> afar, wishing they were Canadian like Michael Moore wishes he was
> Canadian, but grow increasingly sad upon realizing they can never be
> something God did not intend.
>
> Did God intend for Canadians? Possibly, but I think such a creation
> would've likely come from one of Old Scratch's Pus & Bile Factories
> instead.
>
> Signed,
> R.J.

Soooo... where in Canada do you live exactly?
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