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Since: May 10, 2006
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(Msg. 1) Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:44 pm
Post subject: Devils-Bruins-Koharski
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This is just a bad combination that spits in the face of karmatic
retribution.
The Devils had no luck tonight, or they would have at least gotten
one. But they've never been a lucky squad, for whatever reason, so
who knows. The Bruins only significant goal was pure fluke city,
which was proof enough that it wasn't meant to be. I wish I had more
to say, but I don't.
I wonder if this had been a victory, would my heart continue to pump
despair through my veins? Probably. I caught a glimpse of myself in
the mirror today and was reminded of how horribly ugly I am. Hideous
on the outside as well as on the inside? Why, God, have you cursed me
so? Am I being punished for a trangession previously committed in a
past life? I hope whatever it was, it was worth it.
I can't even enjoy a certain team in blue finding a way to toss aside
a four goal lead these days. Will any of you cry at my funeral?
Signed,
R.J. |
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:44 am
Post subject: Re: Devils-Bruins-Koharski [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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I will dance on your grave you joyless mass of incoherent
protoplasm. BTW, Merry Christmas, even though your existence in the
deep, dark, black chasm of despair will prevent any merriment
whatsoever. :-)
Al G.
R.J. wrote:
> This is just a bad combination that spits in the face of karmatic
> retribution.
>
> The Devils had no luck tonight, or they would have at least gotten
> one. But they've never been a lucky squad, for whatever reason, so
> who knows. The Bruins only significant goal was pure fluke city,
> which was proof enough that it wasn't meant to be. I wish I had more
> to say, but I don't.
>
> I wonder if this had been a victory, would my heart continue to pump
> despair through my veins? Probably. I caught a glimpse of myself in
> the mirror today and was reminded of how horribly ugly I am. Hideous
> on the outside as well as on the inside? Why, God, have you cursed me
> so? Am I being punished for a trangession previously committed in a
> past life? I hope whatever it was, it was worth it.
>
> I can't even enjoy a certain team in blue finding a way to toss aside
> a four goal lead these days. Will any of you cry at my funeral?
>
> Signed,
> R.J. |
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The Viceroy of Inane Pers
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:58 pm
Post subject: Re: Devils-Bruins-Koharski [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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On Dec 23, 9:44 pm, "R.J." wrote:
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> I can't even enjoy a certain team in blue finding a way to toss aside
> a four goal lead these days.
And you call yourself a Devils fan? <slap slap> Get ahold of
yourself, RJ.
.....Falling into a vertigo of wrist-slitting depression is a poor
excuse for surrendering a basic common value the precedes even the
most bipolar of mood swings.
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:12 pm
Post subject: Re: Devils-Bruins-Koharski [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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On Dec 24, 7:58 pm, The Viceroy of Inane Perspectives
wrote:
> On Dec 23, 9:44 pm, "R.J." wrote:
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> > I can't even enjoy a certain team in blue finding a way to toss aside
> > a four goal lead these days.
>
> And you call yourself a Devils fan? <slap slap> Get ahold of
> yourself, RJ.
>
> ....Falling into a vertigo of wrist-slitting depression is a poor
> excuse for surrendering a basic common value the precedes even the
> most bipolar of mood swings.
>
> Get back on the tractor and farm!
My dear Viceroy, always the keeper of the meek and downtrodden. Am I
but a lost soul in this hellish pool? Do you seek a modicum of light
in my callous heart worthy of redemption?
The tractor is so far away, and my legs are broken. Plus, the farm
has long since ceased any sort of growth. Unless you call the dust
and flith that swarms about the air, choking what life I have left
from my lungs, growth.
Signed,
R.J. >> Stay informed about: Devils-Bruins-Koharski |
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:22 am
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On Dec 24, 9:12 pm, "R.J." wrote:
> On Dec 24, 7:58 pm, The Viceroy of Inane Perspectives
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> wrote:
> > On Dec 23, 9:44 pm, "R.J." wrote:
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> > > I can't even enjoy a certain team in blue finding a way to toss aside
> > > a four goal lead these days.
>
> > And you call yourself a Devils fan? <slap slap> Get ahold of
> > yourself, RJ.
>
> > ....Falling into a vertigo of wrist-slitting depression is a poor
> > excuse for surrendering a basic common value the precedes even the
> > most bipolar of mood swings.
>
> > Get back on the tractor and farm!
>
> My dear Viceroy, always the keeper of the meek and downtrodden. Am I
> but a lost soul in this hellish pool? Do you seek a modicum of light
> in my callous heart worthy of redemption?
>
> The tractor is so far away, and my legs are broken. Plus, the farm
> has long since ceased any sort of growth. Unless you call the dust
> and flith that swarms about the air, choking what life I have left
> from my lungs, growth.
>
The Tractor is right underneath you. Have you not noticed??? You
swim in the mind of lost highways and broken dreams when right below
you screams the ground waiting to be tilled with promises of a crop of
fine new Stanley Cups. Do you not hear those screams? Did you not
feel at least a twinge of gloom dissipate when the Rangers choked a
four goal lead? Did not the Gods say unto you - it's still the same
old Rangers and in that you find a bouquet of joy on your doorstep
with a small tag in beautiful script with the simple "To Rainjacket".
Nay! Stop this keyboard withering, The Viceroy decries in the
seemingly endless dark foggy night. Lo! The sun will appear!
Ovechkin has sent you a message. Awake and receive! >> Stay informed about: Devils-Bruins-Koharski |
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