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On Jan 8, 8:37 pm, Bender wrote:
> On Jan 8, 6:05 pm, "GS" wrote:
>
> > But you just did.  Looking at the boxscore, I can't see any mention of
> > Renney suffering a stroke before the game... any 'splanations?
>
> Outcoached.  Renney decides that the 4th line must match up with
> Tampa's 1st.  Problem is Tampa's first plays more than any other 1st
> in the league.  So instead of adjusting, Renney puts the ENERGY line
> on in lieu of talented players.

Now, why does this seem familiar to me? Perhaps Renney has Claude
Julien's number on speed dial.

Signed,
R.J.
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On Jan 8, 7:44 pm, "R.J." wrote:
> Now, why does this seem familiar to me? Perhaps Renney has Claude
> Julien's number on speed dial.

Tom Renney has a 2400 baud modem installed in the back of his skull.
He doesn't need a primitive phone like us primates.
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On Jan 8, 9:45 pm, Bender wrote:
> On Jan 8, 7:44 pm, "R.J." wrote:
>
> > Now, why does this seem familiar to me?  Perhaps Renney has Claude
> > Julien's number on speed dial.
>
> Tom Renney has a 2400 baud modem installed in the back of his skull.
> He doesn't need a primitive phone like us primates.

You know, don't these androids have a four year lifespan? He should
shut down any day now.

Signed,
R.J.
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"Bender" wrote in message

> TOI for the New York Rangers fowards through 1 period:
> Chris Drury 6:05
> Scott Gomez 6:13
> Jaromir Jagr 5:38
> Brendan Shanahan 3:05
> Marian Hossa 3:46
> Blair Betts 7:19
> Colton Orr 6:22
> Petr Prucha 2:34
> Nigel Dawes 3:09
> Ryan Hollweg 6:39
> Brandon Dubinsky 3:20
> Greg Moore 3:50
>
> Yep. Orr, Betts and Hollweg have more ice time than Drury, Gomez and
> Jagr. I can't even comment on it.

But you just did. Looking at the boxscore, I can't see any mention of
Renney suffering a stroke before the game... any 'splanations?
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Beware of Blonde Neighbor


A blonde and her husband are lying in bed
listening to the next door neighbor's barking dog.
The dog has been in the backyard barking for hours
and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and

says, "I've had enough of this"

She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back
up to bed and her husband says, "The dog is still

barking, what have you been doing?"

The blonde says, "I've put the dog in our backyard,
let's see how they like it."
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