Recipe for Coaches Obituaries

Canned response: "Oh god, look at that beautiful face...I don't know
what to say"

Sprinkle in a a few love ya's, for what you are doing

Get all teary eyed.

Watch bank account grow each and every time [maclean and cherry].

Its a damn disgrace peddled by phonies...but whens the peoplz is
stupid beyond belief...