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"Paul L" wrote in message

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> Reading this post I can truthfully say things
> are heating up in here.
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> Paul

Sshhh.
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A drunk walks up to a cop ... says "man, somebody stole my car."

Policeman says, "OK where was it?"

"Right at the end of this key."

"Uh ... well ... OK ... why don't you just go down to the
police station and file a report."

"OK occifer."

"Oh and by the way you might want to zip up your fly."

Drunk looks down and says "awww man ... they got my girl too."
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"Paul L" wrote in message

>A drunk walks up to a cop ... says "man, somebody stole my car."
>
> Policeman says, "OK where was it?"
>
> "Right at the end of this key."
>
> "Uh ... well ... OK ... why don't you just go down to the
> police station and file a report."
>
> "OK occifer."
>
> "Oh and by the way you might want to zip up your fly."
>
> Drunk looks down and says "awww man ... they got my girl too."
>

I think this is recycled from you, Paul:

Three guys, all rw fans, went out drinking one night to excess. The next
morning, they got together for coffee and to compare stories from the night
before. The first guy, "NHL," said, "Man, I was so hammered last night that
I got home and blew chunks." The second guy, Bushay, said "I have you
outdone, I wrapped my car around a tree and had to walk home." The third
guy, hg, said, "I have you both covered. I was so drunk that I got home and
accidentally started a fire in my apartment."

"NHL" looked at the other two guys and said, "I don't think you guys
understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
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Skeleton walks into a bar, says

"Bartender ... gimme a beer and a mop."
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"Paul L" wrote in message

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> Skeleton walks into a bar, says
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> "Bartender ... gimme a beer and a mop."
>

Rodney (the one and only).....

I got up this morning turned on the shower and the knob fell off, put on my
shirt and popped a button, picked up my briefcase and the handle came off -
now I'm afraid to take a piss....
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"Paul L" wrote in message

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> Skeleton walks into a bar, says
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> "Bartender ... gimme a beer and a mop."

A Catholic, a Protestant and a Jew, an American, a Mexican and a Russian, a
frog, a giraffe and a kangaroo all walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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"Grande Mal" wrote in message

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> "Paul L" wrote in message
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>> Skeleton walks into a bar, says
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>> "Bartender ... gimme a beer and a mop."
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> A Catholic, a Protestant and a Jew, an American, a Mexican and a Russian,
> a frog, a giraffe and a kangaroo all walk into a bar.
> Bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
>

A horse goes into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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BobInBoulder wrote:
> "Grande Mal" wrote in message
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>>"Paul L" wrote in message
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>>>Skeleton walks into a bar, says
>>>
>>>"Bartender ... gimme a beer and a mop."
>>
>>A Catholic, a Protestant and a Jew, an American, a Mexican and a Russian,
>>a frog, a giraffe and a kangaroo all walk into a bar.
>>Bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
>>
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>
> A horse goes into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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>

Four ropes walk into a bar and grab a table. One rope goes up to the bar
to get some beers. The bartender says "Hey, you're one of those ropes,
we don't allow your kind in here".

The rope goes back to the table and tells the others what happened. One
of the ropes starts untwisting his ends and ties himself in knots. He
goes up to the bar to get some beers.

The bartender looks at him kind of funny and says "Are you one of those
ropes?.


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"Nope, I'm a frayed knot".
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"nJb" wrote in message

> BobInBoulder wrote:
>> "Grande Mal" wrote in message
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>>>"Paul L" wrote in message
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>>>
>>>>Skeleton walks into a bar, says
>>>>
>>>>"Bartender ... gimme a beer and a mop."
>>>
>>>A Catholic, a Protestant and a Jew, an American, a Mexican and a Russian,
>>>a frog, a giraffe and a kangaroo all walk into a bar.
>>>Bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
>>>
>>
>>
>> A horse goes into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
>
> Four ropes walk into a bar and grab a table. One rope goes up to the bar
> to get some beers. The bartender says "Hey, you're one of those ropes, we
> don't allow your kind in here".
>
> The rope goes back to the table and tells the others what happened. One of
> the ropes starts untwisting his ends and ties himself in knots. He goes up
> to the bar to get some beers.
>
> The bartender looks at him kind of funny and says "Are you one of those
> ropes?.
>
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> "Nope, I'm a frayed knot".

Guy rushes up to the bar and says, "Gimme a scotch on the rocks!"
Bartender pours it, guy downs it and says, "Quick, gimme another one before
the trouble starts!"
Bartender pours another and the guy downs it. "Hurry!" he says, "Another,
before the trouble starts!"
Bartender says, "Buddy, you owe me 7 bucks." Guy says, "Oh God, it's
starting..."
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A grasshopper walks into a bar.
Bartender says "we have a drink named after you".
Grasshopper asks, "you have a drink named Steve?"
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Hehehe...
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