Theories on Smid

a) The oilers realize they are in deep doo doo next year because
Souray (see Gigantic Souray Scam), Pitkanen, The Russian, and
possibly even Stoll will ALL be gonzo. Therefore, Smid must develop
some offensive flair in the minors due to necessity of playing on the
pp in the near future.

b) Massive cokehead and/or drunk

c) All of the above

d) None of the above