Who Writes This Stuff

From ESPN:

Olaf Kolzig, Washington Capitals (unrestricted free agent)
There are a strange set of circumstances unfolding in Washington as
the once-dead Caps crawled to within a point of the Southeast Division
lead at the break. They did so in spite of pretty ordinary goaltending
from the classy veteran Kolzig, who has recorded a save percentage of
more than .900 in just three of his past 11 games. Could GM George
McPhee find a team looking for veteran backup help a la the Calgary
Flames, who recently signed Curtis Joseph? The New York Rangers,
perhaps? Or San Jose Sharks?



I thought we all needed a humorous aside,