Which is gayer?

"Ike" <Ike.RemoveThis@SHAEF.NET> wrote in message
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> Jefferson N. Glapski wrote:
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> > a) soccer
> > b) NASCAR
> > c) American Idol
> > d) skate-boarding
> >
>
> e. French march music played by beret wearing weenies?

f. People who cross-post "Which is gayer?" threads to usenet?

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"Jefferson N. Glapski" <OOHAAHSABRES.RemoveThis@THEWARPATH.com> wrote in message
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> a) soccer
> b) NASCAR
> c) American Idol
> d) skate-boarding

Jefferson, were you molested by a football as a child?


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On Thu, 25 May 2006 04:36:38 GMT, "Sucks-2-B-U" <the.truth DeleteThis @hurts.net>
wrote:

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>"Jefferson N. Glapski" <OOHAAHSABRES DeleteThis @THEWARPATH.com> wrote in message
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>> a) soccer
>> b) NASCAR
>> c) American Idol
>> d) skate-boarding
>>
>> --
>> Jefferson N. Glapski
>> http://www.soccersucks.net
>>
>e) Cross-posting Trolls
>


It's e) then.
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On Thu, 25 May 2006 07:27:13 -0400, "the jake" <jake.DeleteThis@aol.com> wrote:


>
>American Football: Walk 50 yards, hold hands, move 10 feet, all fall down,
>repeat three times and walk back for oxygen.

Followed by a 5 minute commercial break.
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"Paul C" <paul RemoveThis @thersgb.net> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 25 May 2006 07:27:13 -0400, "the jake" <jake RemoveThis @aol.com> wrote:
>
>
>>
>>American Football: Walk 50 yards, hold hands, move 10 feet, all fall
>>down,
>>repeat three times and walk back for oxygen.
>
> Followed by a 5 minute commercial break.

Followed by national crisis provoked by brief sighting of nipple during two
hour halftime showbiz extravaganza.


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On Thu, 25 May 2006 07:27:13 -0400, "the jake" <jake.DeleteThis@aol.com> wrote:
>
>American Basketball - known as Netball in the rest of the world, played by
>girls.

we score, they score, we score, they score, we score, they score, we
score, they score, we score, they score, we score, they score, we
score, they score, ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz.......
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"Joe Horowitz" <my_name.TakeThisOut@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message
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>
>>
>>>
>>>American Football: Walk 50 yards, hold hands, move 10 feet, all fall
>>>down,
>>>repeat three times and walk back for oxygen.
>>
>> Followed by a 5 minute commercial break.
>
> Followed by national crisis provoked by brief sighting of nipple during
> two hour halftime showbiz extravaganza.


Yeah, but to be fair, Joe, it was pretty shocking, wasn't it.

I was fisting some children during the Superbowl, with the TV on in the
background so I didn't see it prperly, but I caught enough of a glimpse of
that exposed nipple to make me physically sick with outrage.

BTN
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"Sir Benjamin Nunn" <bennunn.RemoveThis@depro.co.uk> wrote in message
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> "Joe Horowitz" <my_name.RemoveThis@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message
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>>>
>>>>
>>>>American Football: Walk 50 yards, hold hands, move 10 feet, all fall
>>>>down,
>>>>repeat three times and walk back for oxygen.
>>>
>>> Followed by a 5 minute commercial break.
>>
>> Followed by national crisis provoked by brief sighting of nipple during
>> two hour halftime showbiz extravaganza.
>
>
> Yeah, but to be fair, Joe, it was pretty shocking, wasn't it.
>
> I was fisting some children during the Superbowl, with the TV on in the
> background so I didn't see it prperly, but I caught enough of a glimpse of
> that exposed nipple to make me physically sick with outrage.

roflmao
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On Thu, 25 May 2006 16:09:45 GMT, "Joe Horowitz"
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>"Paul C" <paul.DeleteThis@thersgb.net> wrote in message
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>> On Thu, 25 May 2006 07:27:13 -0400, "the jake" <jake.DeleteThis@aol.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>
>>>American Football: Walk 50 yards, hold hands, move 10 feet, all fall
>>>down,
>>>repeat three times and walk back for oxygen.
>>
>> Followed by a 5 minute commercial break.
>
>Followed by national crisis provoked by brief sighting of nipple


Wash your mouth out young man. There are USians present.
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On Thu, 25 May 2006 16:14:58 GMT, "Joe Horowitz"
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>"Jefferson N. Glapski" <OOHAAHSABRES.TakeThisOut@THEWARPATH.com> wrote in message
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>> a) soccer
>> b) NASCAR
>> c) American Idol
>> d) skate-boarding
>
>Jefferson, were you molested by a football as a child?

It hasn't been surgically removed yet.
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"the jake" <jake.DeleteThis@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Now Jeferson,
>
> Your Blog was most enlightening to the 3 BILLION of us who had, until
being
> subjected to your well thought out and rationale expose, believed Soccer
to
> be the Worlds most exciting game.
>
> Thanks to your thoughfull reporting we now acknowledge the inevitable
> superiority of all things American in sports such as:
>
> American Football: Walk 50 yards, hold hands, move 10 feet, all fall
down,
> repeat three times and walk back for oxygen. Physical requirements to
play
> at top level - weigh 200 kgs and be able to stagger 3 feet while doing
some
> form of chicken dance because you made it that far.
>
> American Baseball: Known as rounders in the rest of the World only played
> by girls, this sport is the home of that other great American icon - Bary
> (the druggist) Bonds. Physical requirements to play at the top level -
none
> known. Baseball the sole form of mathematical education received by
> Americans.
>
> American Basketball - known as Netball in the rest of the world, played by
> girls. Physical requirements to play at top level - be 3 metres tall,
> massive right hip muscle (to support wallet) and a whining voice that
would
> make a two year cringe.
>

Soccer? Exciting??? BWAHAHAAAAAAAA
Three plus hours of men (if that's what you want to call them....) running
up & down a field kicking each other in the shins and testicles, trying to
avoid touching the ball with their hands (seeing that they haven't washed
those hands for months) and the incredible excitement of the one or two
goals per game.
Yeah, that's excitement.
Unfortunately, the only real excitement at a soccer game is afterwards when
the fans have the obligatory drunken brawl and riot when the women &
children get trampled.
Perhaps it is spawned from anxiety over Europe's pathetic economy....I guess
you can get a meal from prison at least, huh losers?
We realize that you cannot fathom sports with extensive rules & strategy
like football, baseball, & basketball.
It is far too much to ask for you to pay too much attention except for the
one or two seconds of excitement that "chase the white ball around" gives
it's millions of fans.
After all, you must all save your energy for the post game riot, I'd
guess...

And as far as our mathematical education goes, we must be doing ok based on
the fact that we are the *Number 1* superpower in the world.
You euroweenies should spend a little more time learning how to operate
items such as a toothbrush, deodorant stick, and soap bar...

And for your information, the only reason that canada exists is because WE
ALLOW IT TO EXIST.

HTH
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Oh dear another enlightened yank who believes they "saved" the World. It
really is remarkable how many of them continue to swallow the hogwash
perpetrated on them in the name of national pride.

The only reason that we allow America to continue to function is that you
give us all such a laugh with your infantile behavior.

An AMERICAN talking about personal cleanliness!!!!!!!! Talk about the
kettle calling the pot a non-discriminate color.
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> "the jake" <jake RemoveThis @aol.com> wrote in message
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>> Now Jeferson,
>>
>> Your Blog was most enlightening to the 3 BILLION of us who had, until
> being
>> subjected to your well thought out and rationale expose, believed Soccer
> to
>> be the Worlds most exciting game.
>>
>> Thanks to your thoughfull reporting we now acknowledge the inevitable
>> superiority of all things American in sports such as:
>>
>> American Football: Walk 50 yards, hold hands, move 10 feet, all fall
> down,
>> repeat three times and walk back for oxygen. Physical requirements to
> play
>> at top level - weigh 200 kgs and be able to stagger 3 feet while doing
> some
>> form of chicken dance because you made it that far.
>>
>> American Baseball: Known as rounders in the rest of the World only
>> played
>> by girls, this sport is the home of that other great American icon - Bary
>> (the druggist) Bonds. Physical requirements to play at the top level -
> none
>> known. Baseball the sole form of mathematical education received by
>> Americans.
>>
>> American Basketball - known as Netball in the rest of the world, played
>> by
>> girls. Physical requirements to play at top level - be 3 metres tall,
>> massive right hip muscle (to support wallet) and a whining voice that
> would
>> make a two year cringe.
>>
>
> Soccer? Exciting??? BWAHAHAAAAAAAA
> Three plus hours of men (if that's what you want to call them....) running
> up & down a field kicking each other in the shins and testicles, trying to
> avoid touching the ball with their hands (seeing that they haven't washed
> those hands for months) and the incredible excitement of the one or two
> goals per game.
> Yeah, that's excitement.
> Unfortunately, the only real excitement at a soccer game is afterwards
> when
> the fans have the obligatory drunken brawl and riot when the women &
> children get trampled.
> Perhaps it is spawned from anxiety over Europe's pathetic economy....I
> guess
> you can get a meal from prison at least, huh losers?
> We realize that you cannot fathom sports with extensive rules & strategy
> like football, baseball, & basketball.
> It is far too much to ask for you to pay too much attention except for the
> one or two seconds of excitement that "chase the white ball around" gives
> it's millions of fans.
> After all, you must all save your energy for the post game riot, I'd
> guess...
>
> And as far as our mathematical education goes, we must be doing ok based
> on
> the fact that we are the *Number 1* superpower in the world.
> You euroweenies should spend a little more time learning how to operate
> items such as a toothbrush, deodorant stick, and soap bar...
>
> And for your information, the only reason that canada exists is because WE
> ALLOW IT TO EXIST.
>
> HTH
>
>
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"Sir Benjamin Nunn" <bennunn.TakeThisOut@depro.co.uk> wrote in
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> Yeah, but to be fair, Joe, it was pretty shocking, wasn't it.
>
> I was fisting some children during the Superbowl, with the TV on in
> the background so I didn't see it prperly, but I caught enough of a
> glimpse of that exposed nipple to make me physically sick with
> outrage.
>

Pffft, like you watch the Superbowl.

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