Now Jeferson,
Your Blog was most enlightening to the 3 BILLION of us who had, until being
subjected to your well thought out and rationale expose, believed Soccer to
be the Worlds most exciting game.
Thanks to your thoughfull reporting we now acknowledge the inevitable
superiority of all things American in sports such as:
American Football: Walk 50 yards, hold hands, move 10 feet, all fall down,
repeat three times and walk back for oxygen. Physical requirements to play
at top level - weigh 200 kgs and be able to stagger 3 feet while doing some
form of chicken dance because you made it that far.
American Baseball: Known as rounders in the rest of the World only played
by girls, this sport is the home of that other great American icon - Bary
(the druggist) Bonds. Physical requirements to play at the top level - none
known. Baseball the sole form of mathematical education received by
Americans.
American Basketball - known as Netball in the rest of the world, played by
girls. Physical requirements to play at top level - be 3 metres tall,
massive right hip muscle (to support wallet) and a whining voice that would
make a two year cringe.
Buffalo Sabres - will last exactly two seconds when they come up against a
real team - from CANADA>
Cheers
"Jefferson N. Glapski" <OOHAAHSABRES.TakeThisOut@THEWARPATH.com> wrote in message
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> a) soccer
> b) NASCAR
> c) American Idol
> d) skate-boarding
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