Which is gayer?

"Jefferson N. Glapski" <OOHAAHSABRES.DeleteThis@THEWARPATH.com> wrote in
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> a) soccer
> b) NASCAR
> c) American Idol
> d) skate-boarding
>

Ooh ooh, is the World Cup about to start?

I think it is!

*happy and ghey*

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Cheers, Os

"Speeed Racer!" <speeedracer.TakeThisOut@verizon.net> wrote in message
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> "the jake" <jake.TakeThisOut@aol.com> wrote in message
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>> Now Jeferson,
>>
>> Your Blog was most enlightening to the 3 BILLION of us who had, until
> being
>> subjected to your well thought out and rationale expose, believed Soccer
> to
>> be the Worlds most exciting game.
>>
>> Thanks to your thoughfull reporting we now acknowledge the inevitable
>> superiority of all things American in sports such as:
>>
>> American Football: Walk 50 yards, hold hands, move 10 feet, all fall
> down,
>> repeat three times and walk back for oxygen. Physical requirements to
> play
>> at top level - weigh 200 kgs and be able to stagger 3 feet while doing
> some
>> form of chicken dance because you made it that far.
>>
>> American Baseball: Known as rounders in the rest of the World only
>> played
>> by girls, this sport is the home of that other great American icon - Bary
>> (the druggist) Bonds. Physical requirements to play at the top level -
> none
>> known. Baseball the sole form of mathematical education received by
>> Americans.
>>
>> American Basketball - known as Netball in the rest of the world, played
>> by
>> girls. Physical requirements to play at top level - be 3 metres tall,
>> massive right hip muscle (to support wallet) and a whining voice that
> would
>> make a two year cringe.
>>
>
> Soccer? Exciting??? BWAHAHAAAAAAAA
> Three plus hours of men (if that's what you want to call them....) running
> up & down a field kicking each other in the shins and testicles, trying to
> avoid touching the ball with their hands (seeing that they haven't washed
> those hands for months) and the incredible excitement of the one or two
> goals per game.
> Yeah, that's excitement.
> Unfortunately, the only real excitement at a soccer game is afterwards
> when
> the fans have the obligatory drunken brawl and riot when the women &
> children get trampled.
> Perhaps it is spawned from anxiety over Europe's pathetic economy....I
> guess
> you can get a meal from prison at least, huh losers?
> We realize that you cannot fathom sports with extensive rules & strategy
> like football, baseball, & basketball.
> It is far too much to ask for you to pay too much attention except for the
> one or two seconds of excitement that "chase the white ball around" gives
> it's millions of fans.
> After all, you must all save your energy for the post game riot, I'd
> guess...
>
> And as far as our mathematical education goes, we must be doing ok based
> on
> the fact that we are the *Number 1* superpower in the world.
> You euroweenies should spend a little more time learning how to operate
> items such as a toothbrush, deodorant stick, and soap bar...
>
> And for your information, the only reason that canada exists is because WE
> ALLOW IT TO EXIST.
>
> HTH
>
>

Another completely deluded yank wank, when you've finished your bucket of
fried chicken and your dear old Ma has finished sucking you off, go hose
down your trailer it's fucking manky and how about spending some time on a
treadmill you fat sweaty inbred fuck.



YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA