two minutes for faking it

"The Sharks announced that they have finally signed 43-year old super pest,
Claude Lemieux, almost cementing the playoff performer's full comeback to
the NHL. Lemieux has played 14 games for the Sharks' AHL affiliate, scoring
2 goals and adding 4 assists and could play a part in the Sharks' playoff
run this year, if he clears waivers on the way up to the big club. It's a
two-way contract, so it won't cost the Sharks anything if he doesn't get
called up, but he does have to clear waivers. No financial terms were not
disclosed."

"barnaby" wrote in message

> "The Sharks announced that they have finally signed 43-year old super
> pest, Claude Lemieux, almost cementing the playoff performer's full
> comeback to the NHL. Lemieux has played 14 games for the Sharks' AHL
> affiliate, scoring 2 goals and adding 4 assists and could play a part in
> the Sharks' playoff run this year, if he clears waivers on the way up to
> the big club. It's a two-way contract, so it won't cost the Sharks
> anything if he doesn't get called up, but he does have to clear waivers.
> No financial terms were not disclosed."

....and a ten minute misconduct for the double negative.